If the federal government wants to get in my bed, they sure as hell better buy me dinner first.

Kim

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For the love of God, I've defended murderers who have had an easier time staying out of jail.

Kim

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I didn't become a judge so I could back down from a threat.

Owen

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Before you know it, you're Johnny Applesperm?

Grayson

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If I wanted to eat raw fish, I'd go to the ocean and open my mouth.

Luke

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To our wedding, I won't be wearing white.

Terri [to Luke]

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Maybe Thomas French is a Russian spy, or in the mob, oh, or a female impersonator in witness protection. That would be really fun at the wedding and make a great movie!

Stacy

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