Drop Dead Diva

Drop Dead Diva Quotes

Season 4 Episode 13: "Jane's Getting Married"

Grayson [to Jane]: I was able to move on from Deb because I found you.
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Jane [to Luke]: Would I swap my this life for my old life? You're asking me this on the night before my wedding?
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Luke: If you ask me, Grayson isn't the one who's stuck in the past, you are.
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Real Jane: I don't know how, but I'm gonna find a way to get out of heaven and when I do there's gonna be hell to pay.
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Luke: You know what they say, the only person more important than the bride is the bride's mother.
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Jane: I told you it's bad luck for the groom to see the dress before the wedding. And according to us weekly that's what broke up Sandra Bullock and Jessie James.
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Season 4 Episode 12: "Picks and Pakes"

Stacy: You are story stealing, pake faking, fake flirting terrorist!
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Stacy: Jane, a troll is trying to steal my pakery!
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Terri [about Kim]: She's like The Terminator of office romances.
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Terri: It's like watching a Hoarder's marathon, I'm repulsed but I can't look away.
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Nancy Grace: Do celebs really have the right to gripe?
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Jane: I need to blend humility and confidence. Two parts Meryl Streep, one part Katie Couric.
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Season 4 Episode 11: "Family Matters"

Kim: If the federal government wants to get in my bed, they sure as hell better buy me dinner first.
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Kim: For the love of God, I've defended murderers who have had an easier time staying out of jail.
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Owen: I didn't become a judge so I could back down from a threat.
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Grayson: Before you know it, you're Johnny Applesperm?
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Luke: If I wanted to eat raw fish, I'd go to the ocean and open my mouth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Terri [to Luke]: To our wedding, I won't be wearing white.
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Stacy: Maybe Thomas French is a Russian spy, or in the mob, oh, or a female impersonator in witness protection. That would be really fun at the wedding and make a great movie!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 10: "Lady Parts"

Owen [to Jane]: I need you to be my fiancée, not my nurse.
 • Rating: Unrated

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