When you surprise yourself, I saw celebrate the moment, don't punish yourself for it.

Owen [to Kim]

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• Added: June 22, 2014

If you hadn't have screwed up, I could've had Beyonce's career!

Teri [to Ian]

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• Added: June 22, 2014

The only sound I hear is my stomach turning from eating a cheesesteak. I swear, one of the twins is a judgmental vegan.

Stacy

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• Added: June 22, 2014

This doesn't have to make sense to you. This is my life. And I'm gonna live it the way I want.

Jane

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• Added: June 22, 2014

Jane: It's like I don't even know you.
Owen: I could say the same thing about you right now.

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• Added: June 22, 2014