Maybe Thomas French is a Russian spy, or in the mob, oh, or a female impersonator in witness protection. That would be really fun at the wedding and make a great movie!

Stacy

I need you to be my fiancée, not my nurse.

Owen [to Jane]

It turns out Luke got us floor seats from someone named Nicki Min-age?

Kim

Just what the world needs, more shallow babies with perfect teeth.

Terri

Jane: Disney princesses make you cry.
Stacy: That's because they're all orphans.

They say it looks like...a vagina.

Grayson

I'm afraid of canoodling him to death.

Jane

Owen French will you marry me? But you have to promise that next time you have a heart attack and go into a coma, you'll at least send me a text.

Jane

It's like you can't take no for an answer, but I mean that in the best way possible.

Grayson [to Jane]

Jane: I really unloaded, I really gave him a piece of my mind.
Stacy: Good, how did it feel?
Jane: Remember when I died...like that.

Parker, flowers are for the girl you didn't call after screwing, not the partner you screwed over.

Kim

Jane: I think you're mixing up ghosts and vampires.
Stacy: I know, but vampires are so much sexier.

Drop Dead Diva Quotes

I also heard that the firm is having financial problems and it's up to you to save us all. Must be like trying to save the Titanic.

Jane [to Kim]

I haven't stopped thinking about Jane since she left for Italy.

Grayson