A rat is just a rat.


How do crazy people get access to our judicial system?


My boyfriend makes my heart skip a beat.

Jane [to Owen]

Jane: You can get any girl you want.
Grayson: Well not any girl.

I don't whip my hair!


I wonder if Betty Crocker had it this rough.


The three main reasons to avoid a prenup are duress, a fraud or insanity.


Stacey: What do you think you're doing?
Jane: Kissing my boyfriend.
Stacey: I meant about Nikki!

We're all freaks one way or another, so get over yourself.

Luke [to Jane]

Jane my personal life is none of your business, if I were you I'd butt out.


That's like Tolstoy had an affair with War and Peace. I'm a workaholic, not a cheater.

Olivia's husband

I'm happy with my life, but sometimes i feel like a freak.


Drop Dead Diva Quotes

I also heard that the firm is having financial problems and it's up to you to save us all. Must be like trying to save the Titanic.

Jane [to Kim]

I haven't stopped thinking about Jane since she left for Italy.