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Eastbound-and-down

Why would you do this to me? Here this whole time I thought you were the whore with a heart of gold. Instead you're just a whore with a real whore's heart.

Kenny Powers

If you've got something you want to say, then just say it. You can save us alot of time with this f*ckin pointless history lesson in this goddamn creepy, uninmpressive, f*ckin hall. I don't like it in here. It's gross.

Kenny Powers

Yeah Stevie, I'm pretty sure the guy I'm looking for didn't direct the f*cking blair witch project. Just forget you ever heard the name Eduardo Sanchez. Forget that he supposedly lives in a village near here. Forget that he is not Mexican, but a gringo.

Kenny Powers

I can't believe I opened up my heart up to that bitch. Opened it wide up. And she just squatted with that big beautiful booty and dumped all over it.

Kenny Powers

Once again I'm with the hottest chick in town, buyin' the most expensive fashions, dinin' in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddamn jet skis. Rainin' trim. Hallucinogens. Jet skis again. Throwin' heat. And getting laid.

Kenny Powers

Did this tale end the way I thought it would? Probably not. But as long as I win, who gives a sh*t?

Kenny Powers
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Eastbound & Down Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

Once again I'm with the hottest chick in town, buyin' the most expensive fashions, dinin' in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddamn jet skis. Rainin' trim. Hallucinogens. Jet skis again. Throwin' heat. And getting laid.

Kenny Powers

Did this tale end the way I thought it would? Probably not. But as long as I win, who gives a sh*t?

Kenny Powers
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