Eastbound & Down

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Kenny Powers' days of burnin' ass are done. And that's not a homosexual reference.

Kenny Powers

I'm laying down my new audiobook. No writing, just spoken words - the old fashioned way.

Kenny Powers

I just want you to know that I've been thinking alot, about, you know, what happened at the cookout. It's just that we were there, and then we were touching each other, and I saw those t*ts and I started feeling your ass and I started breathing heavy and almost got a headache. Then my vision started to go all colorful. Then I just came in my pants. But I won't do that again.

Kenny Powers

From this moment forward Kenny Powers is just like everyone else. Normal. Not special. No hopes. No dreams. Pretending to be happy when he's really super sad. Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, and nothing less.

Kenny Powers

(To Kenny) You just look like a vagina with a mullet.

Reg

Just like Neil Armstrong, I went to space, and now I'm back and nobody gives a shit.

Kenny

You wanna fight do it on your own time, in a parking lot somewhere, not in a school surrounded by books.

Kenny
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Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

You wanna fight do it on your own time, in a parking lot somewhere, not in a school surrounded by books.

Kenny

(To Kenny) You just look like a vagina with a mullet.

Reg