Eli Stone

Eli Stone Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 1: "The Path"

Eli: You don't have a suitcase, and the theme to The Odd Couple isn't playing, so I assume Beth didn't kick you out already.
 • Rating: Unrated

Matt: Well, we both care about Taylor.
Eli: Might be the only thing we have in common.
Matt: Please God let that be true.
Eli: You know he uses more hair product than you, right?
Taylor: Yeah, it's part of his charm.
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Recertification Therapist: You had the aneurysm removed. You were quite clear that you wanted your life to return to what you consider normal. But you're meant for so much more, Eli. You're one of those people for whom "normal" is a failure of potential.
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Eli: Come on, you're Nate, rock star chick magnet, mm? Probably be the first guy in history to successfully operate on his own brain aneurysm.
Nathan: If I botch it, can I sue myself?
Eli: Oh, I'll take care of that.
 • Rating: Unrated

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