Allison: Were back, but it's only been a few minutes, Andy going a bit overboard with the protocols.
Carter: You've been gone a little longer than that.
Allison: How Long?
Carter: Four years.

Zane: Man, can't we talk about this
Andy: I think we're done talking.
Lupo: Agreed [zaps Andy]. Ready to get out of here?
Zane: You've no idea.

Fargo: What the frakk happened?
Zane: Carter stole my girlfriend.
Fargo: Really?
Carter: No, well yea... ZANE, bigger issues!

Ahh (squeal) that was so creepy!

Holly

Allison: What is that?
Jack: A giant snow ninja.
Jo: And it's heading for Eureka!

Everyone knows how tough you are Jo, it's ok to be a princess ever "once upon a time".

Taggart

We're gonna need a bigger snowball.

Fargo

At least we are three dimensional again... and made of clay.

Jack

can you pick up the pace a little your highness?

Jack

Jack: Is that a Snowman-Ninja?
Sninja: Haaaaayaaaa
Jack: I've eaten snow cones tougher than you.

Jack: Why do you look like the tin man?
Andy: Why do you look like Dudley Doright?
Jack: I do... and I have a hat?!?!

Jack: Why don't you sit down and relax?
Allison: Have you met me?

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.