Favorite Firefly Quotes
It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sommbitch or another. Ain't about you, Jayne. It's about what they need.
Mal
Mal: Wheel never stops turning, Badger.
Badger: That only matters to the people on the rim.
Mal: Nice shot!
Jayne: I was aiming for his head.
That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
Jayne
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zol
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book
Simon: How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?
Mal: You don't know me son, so let me explain this to you once. If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne
Mercy is the mark of a great man. (stab) Guess I'm just a good man. (stab) Well, I'm alright
Mal
Mal: Maybe we're soulmates.
Inara: Yes. Great. I wish you hundreds of fat children
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I am a mystery
Mal
Inara: It takes less than a pound of pressure to cut skin.
Mal: You know that? They teach you that in whore academy?
