You only need to worry about one penis. I need to worry about them all.

Olivia [on her daughter, to a colleague]

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The whole penis thing is a problem for me 'because I... don't... like them.

Janis

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Our experiment killed 20 million people, Simon. What more is there to say?

Lloyd

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Aaron: Was that a kangaroo?
Charlie: That was the best costume I have ever seen.

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bryce: You're gay?
Janis: I'm super gay.

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Six months from now I see myself and I'm like this invincible, fearless black guy... like Shaft or Bryant Gumbel.

Ned

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

It's my house, too.

Dylan

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• Rating: 2.9 / 5.0

I was drinking again. The anxiety, the shame, it was all back.

Mark

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• Rating: Unrated

What if I didn't see anything because six months from now I'm gonna be dead?

Demetri

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Just because we saw these things doesn't mean they're gonna happen.

Mark

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The whole world is on pins and needles people. Find out what caused this.

Wedeck

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Nicole: I think God did this.
Mark: Why?
Nicole: To punish us.

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• Rating: Unrated