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Franklin-and-bash

If you can't stand being checked into the boards, get off the ice.

Stanton

The curse of e-mail. You lose the irony.

Peter

We may have lost Damien. I sensed betrayal in his eyes at the urinal this morning.

Stanton

To be clear I was only stabbing you in the back because there was no more room in the front.

Damien

Damien: Is it true you lost your bar card?
Peter: Is it true that your mom's on my speed dial?

Damien: You're bait for a scumbag like Leonard Franklin.
Jared: Hey that's my crappy dad you're trashing.

I'm like a ladybug, but tough.

Jared

It makes you an intern and I need someone to sexually harass and get me coffee on the double.

Jared

Nice Underoos. Can we go?

Peter
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