Can you teach Stanton and Damien the Franklin & Bash?

Rachel

Peter: Either Wendell is the best actuary in the world...
Jared: Or he's a pathological serial killer.

Peter: Dogs can sense evil.
Jared: I think that's earthquakes, Buddy.

That desk goes back in Peter's office after you're done with your play date.

Rachel

Is the death of honey not important?

Infeld

Every bee deserves its day.

Damien

Rachel: What do you know about honey bees?
Damien: What don't I know about honey bees.

I can't take care of a kid. I can barely take care of myself.

Peter

Peter: At the risk of sounding completely ridiculous, Twinkie?
Charlie: Breakfast of champions.

Franklin & Bash Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

I can't take care of a kid. I can barely take care of myself.

Peter

Peter: At the risk of sounding completely ridiculous, Twinkie?
Charlie: Breakfast of champions.