Franklin & Bash Season 1 Episode 7: "Franklin vs. Bash" Quotes
I've watched you boys tear each other apart at the expense of your clients all week. Turn my courtroom into a dinner theater. And now you expect me to introduce your encore?Judge
I've never been concerned about size, Peter. We went over that when we dated.Janie
Alex: Do I have to wear the nut hugger shorts.
Karp: I didn't design the uniform.
Bash: So your bras fell off, your panties fell off. Not impossible your engagement ring...
Franklin: ...somehow slipped off with everything else and ended up in the girls' workout bag?
Bash: How was it really any different than any other book club meeting?
Ms. Elliott: We don't usually get naked and do tequila shots off each others breasts.
But a lot when on that night Ms. Elliott. I mean your first girl on girl kiss can be confusing. Lots of fuzzy feelings...
Franklin: Yeah, we didn't talk the entire summer Peter was at jazz camp.
Bash: Rock camp.
Franklin: With clarinets?
By the time we're done every milfy housewife and cougar's going to be lining up around the block to take lessons from you again.
Bash: That's ridiculous, your Honor. They have no prior records.
Franklin: And their six inch stilettos make flight risk nearly impossible.
Well girls, our job is no different than yours. We're here to get you off.