Last time we dared we ended up making out.

Peter

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The blackmail thing is kind of ruining the can-do spirit.

Jared

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Damien: If you accepted a job with these two street minstrels you must have gotten your degree at a mall kiosk.
Jared: She did. A little kiosk called Stanford.

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Don't look him in the eye he'll suck out your soul like a dementor.

Jared

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That speech was one third St. Elmo's Fire and two thirds Hunger Games.

Jared

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• Added: August 20, 2014