Fresh Off the Boat
Fridays 8:30 PM on ABCFresh Off the Boat Quotes
You see Marvin's stupid new flagpole in his yard? That's you. Steady pole in the ground. Everyone else around you is like the flag, changing direction as the wind shifts. But not you, you're keeping everything in place. But the pole gets no attention. We salute the flag, but not the pole.
Jessica
The woman who thinks Lex Luther is the superhero of Superman?
Jessica
Louis, you know you shouldn't undress when you're upset.
Jessica
Extracurriculars are the wings of a social butterfly
Louis
It's like all my powers have been drained to fuel my rage"
Jessica
We tried to do the responsible thing and it didn't matter. Let's just live it up while we can. Y2K.
Evan
Trust me, there is no experience like the feeling Eddie will get when he graduates Harvard and sees my glowing stare of approval.
Jessica
It sounds like you're going on a ton of trips, on the "complain train."
Jessica
Now you're projecting. Did you take drama too?
Maybe finish chewing before you talk?
You know I always figure that being his father automatically made me the teacher. But, I'm realizing that he'll teach me things too because he's going through big life changes. And so is Honey, it only makes sense that your relationship would evolve.
Louis
Oh no, there's a hole in the foot of my jammies! Hello, Ernie the toe.
Evan
