Favorite Friday Night Lights Quotes
Luke: I thought you were gonna lay off the pork man! After I gave you my pig, c'mon.
Tinker: Dude, pork and pig are two different things.
Vince: Wait what?
Tinker: Pork is on a plate and pig ain't.
Stay away from dumb gentlemen.
Coach Taylor
I know it's very controversial now son, we don't even say it, but hazing is an important ritual. You know back in the days it used to be shave the whole body, adhesive tape, leave us out in the country just to find our way home. So it's a lot kinder now. Don't worry, you can handle it baby, you can handle it.
Buddy
Hastings Ruckle: Coach are we there yet?
Coach Taylor: Nope, but we're getting there. Slowly but surely we're getting there.
Try not to trip over your ego when you're running!
Jess [to Vince]
Let me tell you something, it's every coach's dream to experience the highest level of idiocy that his team can muster and gentlemen, collectively us coaches, we are living a dream.
Coach Taylor
What are these choices you've been making?
Tami [to Julie]
I think someone your age should have a boyfriend...or twelve.
Mindy [to Becky]
You ain't gotta appreciate nothin'. It's because of me your mama got caught up in this mess and you got her out. I'll always owe you for that.
Ornette Howard [to Vince]
Well we're gonna keep watch. It's rivalry week, we're not gonna have any Dillon Panthers coming out and messing up your field.
Buddy
Colonel, what you doin' with that shotgun??
Coach Taylor
It needs to be shut down. I know you can do that, shut it down. Y'all wanna go after someone? Go after me, don't go after my players.
Coach Taylor
