[drunk, in stadium] "Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you (... you .... you), the great... and noble men of Dillon Panthers Football!!!

Tim Riggins

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That's troy over there, he's from South Africa. Then, he lived in London, and now he lives in Texas, and everybody makes fun of his accent.

Jason Street

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Landry, you're retarded.

Matt

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Dude, you need to chill out, I'm not ESPN.

Julie Taylor

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

[to Julie] We did think about you... Austin's an arty kind of town ... you're arty?

Eric Taylor

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Do you mind if we make a stop at the women's low self esteem palace?

Tyra Collette

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What the hell, you want a hug or something? Get out of here.

Eric Taylor

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

"I saw Matt Saracen buying condoms today."

Tami

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Y'all want a Swizzler?

Matt Saracen

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"You and I have the exact amount of experience being parents."

Tami Taylor

• Permalink: You and I have the exact amount of experience being parents.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

"I think we should have sex."

Julie Taylor

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I expect you boys to execute. I expect you boys to play football.

Eric Taylor

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