Smash: "Coach Mac, I..."
Mac: "They made a mistake, son. Just like me."

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• Added: August 29, 2007

All the other parents have picked up their perps, why can't we pick up ours?

Coach Taylor

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• Added: August 29, 2007

Honey, I don’t like your tone, I don’t like your sarcasm, and I really don’t understand what you see in hanging out with this girl.

Tami Taylor

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• Added: August 29, 2007

You don't have to worry about me, in a fight I just kinda stand in the back and just yell stuff.

Matt Saracen

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• Added: August 29, 2007

[to JV players] Too late, play's over. You waited too long to make a decision. Now we lost the game because of you, now we're not going to state, and now the whole town of Dillon hates you and you're never going to get laid. FACT.

Tim Riggins

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• Added: August 29, 2007

Do you mind if we make a stop at the women's low self esteem palace?

Tyra Collette

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• Added: August 29, 2007