Fauxlivia: You're giving me a sendoff?
Walter: You may possess positive qualities that I previously overlooked.
Fauxlivia: Are you flirting with me?
Walter: In your dreams.

Olivia: Peter, I know it's taken me some getting used to, but as long as you're stuck here, you make a good partner.
Peter: Thank you.

My father. I cannot get the thought out of my mind that...that I couldn't give him what he wanted because of the way that I am. That he secretly wished I could love him back in a way he could understand. Do you think if I were more like you he would have loved me more? If I was normal?


Fauxlivia: Secretary's son. He's cute, huh? I bet he's all contradictory and tricky like his dad.
Olivia: Yeah, I imagine he's just your type.
Fauxlivia: Actually, no. Turns out I like the nice guys.

Fauxlivia: Oh, isn't this a party. Hey girls!
Walter: Mata Hari. Deceived and betrayed anyone yet today? It is almost lunchtime after all.

Walter: Check his crotch.
Astrid: I'm sorry?
Walter: Don't be a prude.

I always wondered why nobody does that.


Walter: How about you and I share some delightful scrambled eggs, Astro.
Alt-Astrid: It's Astrid.
Walter: That's funny. You never correct me. You're not you, are you?

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