Futurama Season 1 Episode 7: "My Three Suns" Quotes
Guard #1: You drank our Emperor! You assassinated him!
Fry: I didn't mean to. He just looked so cool and refreshing.
Guard #2: I'm sure he was.
Leela: Don't touch anything or talk to anyone. Just go to the palace, drop it off and come right back.
Fry: Geez, will you lay off! I was delivering things before you were born! I think I know what I'm doing. (Starts to walk off; then turns around; Leela hands him the package)
OK, Fry, here's the package to deliver. And for once in your life be careful. This is my first visit to the Galaxy of Terror and I'd like it to be a pleasant one.
Leela
Telephone voice: Collect call from-
Bender: I'm not giving my name to a machine!
Leela: I'll accept.
Fry: Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. I'll take the gills.
Organ Dealer: Yes, gills. Then, uh, you don't need lungs anymore, is right?
Fry: Can't imagine why I would.
Organ Dealer: Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week.
Bender: Hey, buddy. I'm looking for fresh slug.
Neptunian Salesman: Yellow or purple?
Bender: Whatever.
Neptunian Salesman: The purple one causes terrible nightmare-ish diarrhoea.
Bender: Yeah, yeah. Either one's fine.
Fry: That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted. And I once ate a big, heaping bowl of salt!
Bender: Oh, come on! That food was fine! The salt content was 10% less than a lethal dose!
Zoidberg: Uh oh. I shouldn't have had seconds.
Bender: Oh, I'm sorry, Fry. She's dead.
Fry: All Leela ever wanted to do was help me, but I was too proud and stupid to accept it. I wish I had died instead of her.
Leela: What are you talking about?
Fry: You're alive!
Leela: Of course I'm alive.
Bender: I told Fry you were dead so he would cry out the Emperor but you had to go and wreck it by surviving.
Bender: They're strapping her to the juicer. Oh, they're putting some ice cubes in the glass under it.
Fry: This can't be happening.
Bender: It can, and, for all you know, it is.
This is the saddest day of my life. And I still can't cry.
Fry
Amy: Is she coming?
Bender: I'm not sure. But I do know that she likes my in-your-face attitude.
Fry: What the hell is that?
Bont: It's the Juice-A-Matic 4000. It'll strain my juices from you while filtering out the pulp. By which I mean, your shredded remains.
Zoidberg: Of course! Why didn't I think of that!
