Futurama

Futurama Quotes

Season 8 Episode 13: "Reincarnation"

Professor Farnsworth: Nothing in the universe can fracture Diamondium! Not even God 1 and God 2 put together!
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Leela: Jumpin' Joe and Golly Jeeper I got one gigantic peeper.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: Watch it ya stumble bums, you're booping my Betty.
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Fry: I've got an ace up my hole!
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Professor: Good news multiplayers!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bender: Bite my 8-bit metal ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leela: Hey Fry, I know something you could lay bare.
Fry: Leela! Shhh! I'm trying to listen to a Physics lecture.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bender: Would it cheer you up if I punched Fry in the groin? Cause I'll do it, regardless.
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Bender: Mighty merchandise robot!
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Fry: You and I are enemies now!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leela: Zoidberg, stop! We're too scared right now to enjoy the ceremony of your death.
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Season 8 Episode 12: "Overclockwise"

Professor Farnsworth: I was born in prison and I'll die in prison.
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Bender: I've grown far beyond the penny concern of your world. Every time I burp, a new galaxy is born. Two if I've been eating broccoli.
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Title Card: Soon to be a hit television show
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Bender: Pwned again!
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Leela: I guess I'm just feeling uneasy about us being so on again/off again.
Fry: Maybe it's none of my business but if it were up to me we'd be on all the time and I mean all the time.
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Professor: You're porkin' at him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Professor: Oh God, I clicked without reading!
Cubert: And I slightly modified a thing that I own.
Professor: We're monsters!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bender: Oh wow, I can't believe how stupid I used to be and you still are.
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Fry: I miss the old illiterate Bender.
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