Futurama

Futurama Quotes

Season 9 Episode 13: "Naturama"

Scruffy: Walrus don't need no chicanery. Once a lady goes walrus, she never...no one ever goes walrus!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Bender: Bite my freshly-molted, blubber-filled ass.
Hermes: You're just a giant lump of fat. Do you even have an ass under there?
Bender: I'm 40% ass! Arf arf!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Fry: Is it weird if I talk about his crazy turtle penis?
Bender: No.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mom: Yeah, you better topple.
Professor Farnsworth: You always were a hot-blooded Latina.
Narrator: Like all reptiles, the Galapagos tortoise is cold-blooded.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Professor Farnsworth: I never thought I'd live to see this tree again. Thank you for staying with me, Fry.
Fry: I'm not Fry, I'm his great-great-grandson, Fry.
Professor Farnsworth: Wha?
Fry: My beak is different, see. It evolved a slightly bigger hook over the generations to eat the cactus on this part of the island.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leela: There's got to be a lady tortoise out there for you, Hubert. What about her?
Professor Farnsworth: Are you crazy? She's a slightly different subspecies. See how her shell flares imperceptibly at the neck? Talk about a cloaca shrinker.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ndnd: Two salmon for dinner?
Lrrr: What? It's spawning season. It's a bear holiday.
Ndnd: That's what you said when found those boy scouts!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hermes: Jumpin' is for suckers. Oh ho, I'm good. Who wants a piece of me?
Zoidberg: I'll try a bite!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morbo: This just in: 3 dead in foamy plunge.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Narrator: The new hatchlings are known as fry.
Amy: What's your name?
Fry: I don't have a name, I'm a salmon!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 9 Episode 12: "31st Century Fox"

Professor Farnsworth: Fox news, everyone! I've decided to make the fox our new corporate mascot!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Huntmaster: Today, we hunt the most dangerous game - aside from lawn darts.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Fry: Congratulations, Bender. You've ended robot animal cruelty within a 20 yard radius of this building. You ready to call it a day, or do you have one more score to settle?
Bender: The second thing.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Robot Butcher: Hey, you people can't just burst in like that and cut off my hand, you gotta take a number.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bender: No robot cow should have to be milked by a milking machine! And no milking machine should have to milk a robot cow!
Leela: Those injustices don't even exist.
Bender: Then let's find some that do!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Huntmaster: They're not fox hounds, they're springer spaniels, you twit. Or rather, spring-powered spaniels.
Bender: Bot-on-bot violence? Where will it end?
Huntmaster: Not with the dogs.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Huntmaster: Charming. Now, into the ditch with you.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Bender: Fox hunting is an ancient and noble pursuit that's fascinated me ever since I heard of it ten minutes ago!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Amy: Finally, a uniform I'd be happy to be caught dead in!
Zoidberg: And boy does it wick away moisture! Gallons and gallons of it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bender: Yo, Squidward Scissorhands. You got this in an adult robot medium?
Tailor: The fox-hunting uniform? You, sir, must be a robot of noble bearings.
Bender: Well, I am descended from Prince Albert's can.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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