Game of Thrones
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOGame of Thrones Season 2 Quotes
Bronn: Do you know how to use that?
Tyrion: I chopped wood once. No, actually, I watched my brother chop wood.
Tyrion: I'm the captain. If this ship goes down, I go down with it.
Varys: I'm sure many captains said the same when the ship was afloat.
Tyrion: You can't fuck your way out of everything.
Shae: I have so far.
The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c-nts? Where is the god of t-ts and wine?
Tyrion Lannister
You're quite good at being Hand, you know. Jon Arryn and Ned Stark were good men, honorable men. But they disdained the game and those who play it. You enjoy the game. And you play it well.
Varys
I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.
Tyrion Lannister
You've forgotten the most important thing about whores. You don't buy them, you only rent them.
Tyrion Lannister
Has anyone ever told you you're as boring as you are ugly?
Jaime Lannister
I asked him, How can a man be brave if he's afraid? That is the only time a man can be brave, he told me.
Robb Stark
You love your children. It's your one redeeming quality; that and your cheekbones.
Tyrion
They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them.
Stannis
Jaime: Three victories don't make you a conquerer.
Robb: It's better than three defeats.
