GCB

GCB "Series Premiere" Quotes

Amanda: I'm thankful to have a job at Booby Licous. I'm grateful to my employer, The Kitten Corp, which is a wholly owned subsidiary of C**kburn Unlimited. God bless Ripp and Carlene. C**kburn. For these and all your gifts may we be truly endeavored to walk the good Christian path.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda: You are so judgmental. If memory serves, even Jesus hung around with thieves and whores.
Carlene: Not in my neighborhood he didn't.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda: Oh yeah, fun fact! Dallas has more churches per capita than anywhere on earth and Dallas has more strip clubs than anywhere on earth. Two plus two equals a double standard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Heather: Well, it's the best meat market in the world and I do not want to be seen next to you, you look too spectacular.
Amanda: Happy Huntin'!
 • Rating: Unrated

Sharon: You broke commandment number eight!
Carlene: I did not steal. It's research.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cricket: The closest I ever came to abstinence was no salt in my margarita.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda: I can't believe all the hostility. Was I that bad back then?
Gigi: Oh honey, you were a bitch with teeth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carlene: Well, darlin', we all hope you're here for good. And not for evil.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amanda: I've been sober for 18 months mother.
Gigi: Why?
Amanda: Bill's car wasn't the only thing spinning out of control.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gigi: I mean why would anybody in their right mind leave Dallas for Southern California? We've got the same weather without the liberals.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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