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GCB Quotes

Season 1 Episode 10: "Revelation"

Carlene: Don't worry, we're in God's hands.
Amanda: Then why did God let them tie up ours?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carlene: Pastor Tudor, Pastor Tudor, Pastor Tudor, nobody understands Revelations - never have, never will - and, anyways, by the time it comes around we will all be dead!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gigi: Don't argue with me. I have pesos and I'm packing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gigi: I'll hold him down while you slit his throat.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tudor: Bless all the major appliances.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cricket: Juan Valdez might not understand English, but I'll be he'll understand sex. Work it! Get us out of here!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Carlene: What is the plural of Judas?!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carlene: Well, if avoiding you was a sin we'd all gone to Hell a long time ago.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 9: "Adam & Eve's Rib"

Carlene: Amanda, I don't know what you're thinking, but we're burning charcoal here not bras.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carlene: If Dolly can have her Dollywood I can have my Holy-wood.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cricket: Caesar hasn't swung his sword all day.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cricket: You're in my thicket in the middle of the night.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Amanda: Can you go to hell for hating somebody?
Pastor: I hope not. I really, really hope not. Really.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 8: "Pride Comes Before a Fall"

Gigi: Losing twelve pounds is a stomach virus. Losing 60 is sexy.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Carlene: Amanda Amanda dear director Amanda.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cricket: I'm on day four of an ice cube and bamboo cleanse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carlene: We've been hoodwinked.
Cricket: By a delusional woman who thinks she can still fit in to her old cheerleader uniform.
Amanda: Um, excuse, me I totally can.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amanda: You couldn't become a star even if Hollywood was destroyed by a meteor.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 7: "Sex Is Divine"

Cricket: I am just not in the position to give up alcohol, sushi, or grabbing stimulus dollars for nine months.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zach: Sharon, you might just be on to something, I don't recall any fat people in The Bible.
Sharon: I know, right?
 • Rating: Unrated

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