Gcb

Carlene: Don't worry, we're in God's hands.
Amanda: Then why did God let them tie up ours?

Pastor Tudor, Pastor Tudor, Pastor Tudor, nobody understands Revelations - never have, never will - and, anyways, by the time it comes around we will all be dead!

Carlene

Don't argue with me. I have pesos and I'm packing.

Gigi

I'll hold him down while you slit his throat.

Gigi

Bless all the major appliances.

Tudor

Juan Valdez might not understand English, but I'll be he'll understand sex. Work it! Get us out of here!

Cricket

What is the plural of Judas?!

Carlene

Well, if avoiding you was a sin we'd all gone to Hell a long time ago.

Carlene

Amanda, I don't know what you're thinking, but we're burning charcoal here not bras.

Carlene

If Dolly can have her Dollywood I can have my Holy-wood.

Carlene

Caesar hasn't swung his sword all day.

Cricket

You're in my thicket in the middle of the night.

Cricket
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Carlene: We're gonna follow the advice of Psalms 18:39.
Sharon: Um..my bible's in my other purse.

I don't care how bad things are. I will never go back to Dallas.

Amanda
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