Carlene: Don't worry, we're in God's hands.
Amanda: Then why did God let them tie up ours?
Pastor Tudor, Pastor Tudor, Pastor Tudor, nobody understands Revelations - never have, never will - and, anyways, by the time it comes around we will all be dead!Carlene
Don't argue with me. I have pesos and I'm packing.Gigi
I'll hold him down while you slit his throat.Gigi
Bless all the major appliances.Tudor
Juan Valdez might not understand English, but I'll be he'll understand sex. Work it! Get us out of here!Cricket
What is the plural of Judas?!Carlene
Well, if avoiding you was a sin we'd all gone to Hell a long time ago.Carlene
Amanda, I don't know what you're thinking, but we're burning charcoal here not bras.Carlene
If Dolly can have her Dollywood I can have my Holy-wood.Carlene
Caesar hasn't swung his sword all day.Cricket
You're in my thicket in the middle of the night.Cricket