Popular Gilmore Girls Quotes
Luke: Me? Raising a kid? I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow, they've always got jam on their hands! I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!
Lorelai: First of all, Jess is 17 so I think he's probably pass the jam hands stage by now. Second of all, you can do this. If you want to you are totally capable.
Lorelai: So, dinner, thoughts?
Rory: Let's have some.
No glove, no love...</i> Paris
Wow, aren't we hooked on Phonics!Jess
She likes Jess, doesn't she?Dean
Michel: Good morning.
Sookie: It sucks from where I'm sitting.
Rory: He kissed me!
Mrs.Kim: What? Who kissed you?
Lane: Uh, the Lord, Mama.
Emily: Okay Rory, come out here please.
(Rory comes into the room using a napkin as a bib and eating a taco)
Rory: Hey Grandma
Emily: (speaking to Lorelai) She's lived with you too long.
Lorelai: Honey, lose the bib and the taco, put your shoes on come back out, and let grandma take the pretty picture.
Rory: (wearing her Chilton skirt) Mom, so what do you think?
Sookie: Wow, it makes you look smart.
Rory: Okay, no more wine for you. (to Lorelai) Mom?
Lorelai: You look like you were swallowed by a kilt.
Rory: Fine, you could hem it. A little, only a little.
Lorelai: Okay. Or I could hem it a lot.
Rory: No, you're not. I don't want it to be too short.
If a horse-drawn carriage shows up here, my throwing up will be eternal.Jess
(in response to Dean honking the horn for Rory to come out) This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken!Emily
Emily: So, she's meeting you here?
Lorelai: Yeah, she had a thing after school, a rumble or something. She said she'd be over after.
Emily: A rumble?
Lorelai: Yeah, a bunch of kids meet in an alley, they pirouette, they pull knives, it's a whole to-do.