Popular Gilmore Girls Quotes
Lorelai: Wait, close your eyes and breathe. I smell snow.
Rory: Ah, it's that time of year.
Lorelai: Can't you smell it?
Rory: You know, it's like dogs and high-pitched noises. I think it's something only you can smell.
(Rory sits down next to Lorelai and pulls a blanket over the both of them)
Lorelai: I love snow.
Rory: Really, I had no idea.
Lorelai: Everything's magical when it snows, everything looks pretty. The clothes are great. Coats, scarves, gloves, hats.
Rory: Thermal underwear, wool socks, ear flaps.
Tradition is a trap. It allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler. Kids didn't have sex. Neighbors knew each other. It's a freaking fairy tale. Things sucked then too. It just sucked without indoor plumbing.Luke
Luke: Me? Raising a kid? I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow, they've always got jam on their hands! I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!
Lorelai: First of all, Jess is 17 so I think he's probably pass the jam hands stage by now. Second of all, you can do this. If you want to you are totally capable.
Lorelai: Michel, it's the first snowfall of the season. It's very lucky! Make a wish!
Michel: Get away from me.
Lorelai: Oh, you're not supposed to say it out loud.
(Michel answers the phone.)
Lorelai: (to herself) The world changes when it snows. It's quiet. Everything softens.
Michel: It's your mother.
Lorelai: And then the rain comes.
Lorelai: So, how are you feeling?
Rory: Haunted by the sight of Kirk's bare chest.
Lorelai: So, dinner, thoughts?
Rory: Let's have some.
No glove, no love...</i> Paris
Wow, aren't we hooked on Phonics!Jess
Mr. Medina: Lorelai, please believe me. If there was anything I could do, I would.
Lorelai: Yes, you could let her take the test.
Mr. Medina: I'm afraid I can't.
Lorelai: But that's not fair!
Headmaster Charleston: Ms. Gilmore, we are not here to be fair. We are here to educate.
Lorelai: Yes, and I'm asking you to please educate my kid!
Headmaster Charleston: We will, when she's on time.
Rory: So, Grandpa, what's new in the world today?
Richard: Well, as usual, it's going to hell in a handbasket.
Rory: It's nice to always have something you can count on.
Rory: We haven't argued about the hat.
Lorelai: What hat?
Rory: The one on your head, Annie Oakley.
Rory: I can't date you, Tristan.
Tristan: Well I give you permission.
Rory: And on that humble not... (Rory walks off)