Popular Gilmore Girls Quotes
Emily: What are you doing?
Lorelai: I'm taking out the avocado.
Emily: Since when don't you like avocado?
Lorelai: Since I said "Gross, what is this?" and you said "Avocado".
Emily: What's wrong with the tomato?
Lorelai: It was fraternizing with the enemy.
Luke: Me? Raising a kid? I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow, they've always got jam on their hands! I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!
Lorelai: First of all, Jess is 17 so I think he's probably pass the jam hands stage by now. Second of all, you can do this. If you want to you are totally capable.
Lorelai: So, dinner, thoughts?
Rory: Let's have some.
No glove, no love...</i> Paris
Wow, aren't we hooked on Phonics!Jess
(referring to Luke) Oh, thirteen different shades of red!Lorelai
Kirk: Luke, where's your lost and found?
Luke: Outside, in the dumpster.
It's the best tiny, weird bird I have ever eaten.Lorelai
Luke: They did? I was at the dance, how come I didn't know about this?
Lorelai: Because you're you.
(About going to help fix up homes for the needy)
Paris: You don't want to go. It's not you.
Rory: I have multiple personalities, it might be one of me.
Lorelai: Excuse me, hi. I am not seeing my coat here, and it was very cute and it was on sale, and I will fling myself off a building if I lose it.
Woman: We put some of the coat racks in the classroom over there. Take a look. Otherwise, the staircase to the roof is on your right.
Lorelai: Thank you. Hmm. Took two hundred years, but somebody at Chilton finally cracked a joke.
Rory: Salad's great, Grandma.
Emily: I'm surprised you can eat at this point, even salad.
Rory: There's still room.
Lorelai: And if there isn't room, we'll add on. I know a good contractor.