Popular Gilmore Girls Quotes
(about the pants she's bought for Luke) I don't know what this fabric is, but I think I want to have its baby.
Lorelai
(to Rory) You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're upstairs gathering dust along with the rest of her potential.
Emily
Lorelai: I need you to be serious here.
Rory: You're wearing a newspaper on your head and you want me to be serious?
Lorelai: You lied to me so I wouldn't have to lie to Mrs. Kim?
Rory: Yeah.
Lorelai: Oh my God, you really are my daughter.
(Settling down to sleep in Rory's room)
Lorelai: Good night.
Rory: Freak of side show proportions.
Lorelai: I love you, too.
(after Rory keeps talking about wedding stuff even though Lorelai wants her to change the subject)
Lorelai: You know how on All in the Family when Edith would be yapping about something and Archie would pretend to make a noose and hang himself or shoot himself in the head?
Rory: Yeah?
Lorelai: I don't know. Something about this moment just made me think of that.
(seeing Lorelai's coffee cup) Is that a collector's cup, or can I throw it away for you?
Emily
Kirk: You have termites.
Lorelai: What?
Kirk: Tens of thousands of them. Subterranean, dry wood, the whole gamut.
Rory: Gross.
Kirk: Four of them crawled up my noise.
Lorelai: Okay, Kirk.
Kirk: It happens all the time when you're upside down. To them the nostril looks just like another hollow passage in the wood. They're not too bright.
Lorelai: Rory is an incredibly mature kid.
Trix: Oh I'm sure she is. It's you I'm worried about.
Lorelai : But -
Trix: (to Emily) And I'm sure she gets it from you.
Emily: But -
(Lorelai runs into Luke in Doose's)
Lorelai: Aah! What are you doing here?
Luke: What are you doing here?
Lorelai: I asked first!
Luke: I ran out of cream.
Lorelai: Oh. Uh, me too!
Miss Patty: (noticing Lorelai's sweatshirt) Well this looks really familiar.
Lorelai: Oh, that's mine. Er, I saw it first and then I bought it so it's mine now.
Miss Patty: Really? Who brought it in?
Lorelai: I think Luke did and judging by his very hostile reaction he obviously wasn't done wearing it yet.
Miss Patty: Oh my, I wonder if...
Miss Patty: What?
Miss Patty: (to Sookie) I bet this was Rachel's.
Sookie: Oh my God, Rachel's?
Lorelai: Rachel? Who's Rachel?
Sookie: Rachel was Luke's very serious girlfriend. It does look like her.
Lorelai: When did Luke have a girlfriend?
Miss Patty: Oh this must have been what, five, six years ago? Did she break that man's heart. It was terrible.
Lorelai: How did I not know about this?
Sookie: Honey, you had an 11 year old kid and you were just moving into this house. Plus Rachel traveled all the time. She was a photographer.
Miss Patty: Archeologist.
Sookie: Really?
Miss Patty: Or a flight attendant.
Lorelai: I can't believe I never even heard about it.
Miss Patty: At least I think so.
Sookie: Well Luke never talks about it. No one else likes to talk about it because he could probably kill you with that coffee pot if he wanted to.
Lorelai: Wow. I never pictured Luke having a girlfriend, or a broken heart.
Lorelai: You look like you're tilting. Are you tilting?
Rory: I'm not tilting.
Lorelai: I think you're tilting. Here, let me balance a pen on your head and make sure.
Rory: Ok, see this is not how you console the injured.
Lorelai: You're right. Sorry.
