Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 13: "A-Tisket, A-Tasket" Quotes
Lorelai: Every picture you ever see of people at a picnic they are eating on the ground.
Luke: And every time I see a picture of people having a picnic on the ground I think "What the hell are you people doing eating on the ground? Get up...get some beach chairs you cheap skates!"
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While having their picnic at the lake
Rory: Wow a place in Stars Hollows that you actually like!
Jess: Yeah I have some good memories of this place. See over there, that's where Luke pushed me in!
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Luke: Who did you want to get your basket?
Luke: I mean, before you knew Patty was gonna put you on the Dating Game, you did pack this disgusting lunch and bring it out here, so who did you want to get it?
Lorelai: Well, last year Roy Wilkins bought it and I got my sprinklers fixed for half price.
Luke: Uh huh.
Lorelai: And this year my rain gutters are completely clogged, and I thought if I could get the Collins kid to bite, I'd get that taken care of.
Luke: Very practical.
Lorelai: I thought so.
Luke: So the participation in this thing was purely for home improvement reasons?
Lorelai: Yes. And I don't know, it's a nice concept.
Luke: What is?
Lorelai: Just having someone who you love or have some kind of crazy crush on bid on your basket and then share a romantic lunch, it's a nice concept.
Luke: Well, I'm sure someday you'll manage to find the right guy and drag him out to this thing and make him by your stupid basket and then you'll be sitting out here with him.
Lorelai: Yeah, someday.
Luke: You know what?
Luke: This is nice.
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(After Luke has succesfully bid on Lorelai's basket)
Lorelai: You rock!
Luke: Thank you.
Lorelai: You're welcome.
Luke: So what do we do now?
Lorelai: I guess we eat.
Luke: First I have to buy it, then I have to eat it?
Lorelai: Hey, the basket of botulism does come with my company.
Luke: Huh. You don't eat with your mouth open do you?
Lorelai: Women don't eat at all. We just look at food and jump on the treadmill.
Luke: All right, let's go.
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Rory: Why are you only nice to me?
Jess: Excuse me?
Rory: An hour ago you were totally screwing with Dean and now you're totally nice to me.
Jess: You see, it's the screwing with Dean that's an important step to getting here so that I can be nice to you.
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(Lorelai and Luke are about to have a picnic after Luke bought her picnic basket)
Lorelai: Hey, where are you going?
Luke: I am going to the diner, I'm going to get us some edible food, and I'm gonna bring it back here for us to eat!
Lorelai: That is so not the point of today. I made this. I'm insulted. I will now proceed to pout.
Luke: I'll bring back some brownies.
Lorelai: Ooh, the pouting has left the building.
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(Dean walks away after fighting with Rory)
Rory: Please, don't walk away like that!
Dean: Sorry, I'd do a silly walk, but I'm not felling very John Cleese right now!
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Lane: Hello, Henry?
Henry: Lane! I've been trying to call you!
Lane: I know! The pay phone is broken!
Henry: I thought the number was wrong and I didn't know what to do! So I
Lane: What? You what?
Henry: I called your house and your mother answered.
Lane: What did you say?
Henry: I asked for you, and then she asked why and I said because, and she said because why, and then I got nervous and tried to sell her a subscription of the Wall Street Journal.
Lane: Oh! Were you successful?
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Jackson: I think we should get married.
Sookie: But - uh, but...
Sookie: Are you pregnant?
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