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Lorelai: Are the lids tight on the paint thinner because you're sounding a little loopy to me.
Mrs. Kim: Loopy, what's loopy?
Lorelai: (laughing) Rory's not kissing anybody.

Luke: You're not going to kill the bag boy.
Lorelai: Why not?
Luke: It's double coupon day. You'll bring down the town.

I'm afraid that once your heart's involved, it all comes out in moron.

Lorelai

Okay, I'll uninvite him then. I'll just say it's cancelled on account of I just found out that I'm my mother and I need to go into intensive therapy right now.

Lorelai

He kissed you again? What, is he just out of prison or something?

Lorelai

This isn't Amish country. Girls and boys usually date alone.

Rory

Lorelai: One of us has got to do laundry tonight.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: Because I haven't had any clean underwear for three days.
Rory: So right now under your skirt you're wearing..?
Lorelai: Not underwear.
Rory: MOM!
Lorelai: Kind of nice actually, breezy.
Rory: My role model ladies and gentlemen.

(after meeting Dean in the supermarket)
Lorelai: See, that wasn't so bad.
Rory: You're right
Lorelai: I said nothing embarrassing, nothing stupid.
Rory: I appreciate that.
Lorelai: So chill out supermarket slut.
Rory: See, even a little information in your hands is dangerous.

(After Lorelai confronted Rory about the kiss)
Rory: What now?
Lorelai: Now?... Nothing.
Rory: No? No lecture about kissing a boy?
Lorelai: No! Why, did you do it wrong?
Rory: No?! I don't think.

Rory: That's my mom!
Dean: She's got energy.
Rory: Yeah, well, she's 90 percent water, 10 percent caffeine.

Lorelai: He kissed you and you said 'thank you'?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Well that was very polite.

I got kissed! And I shoplifted!

Rory
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Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Rory:No, it was stupid! And I don't know what I'm doing here, you're sitting here in the kitchen what kind of chaperone are you?
Lorelai: Me? I'm not trying to be a chaperone. I'm trying to be a girlfriend.
Rory: Well, switch gears, 'cause I'm freaking out here!

(Lorelai runs into Luke in Doose's)
Lorelai: Aah! What are you doing here?
Luke: What are you doing here?
Lorelai: I asked first!
Luke: I ran out of cream.
Lorelai: Oh. Uh, me too!