Lorelai: He kissed you and you said 'thank you'?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Well that was very polite.

Lorelai: Are the lids tight on the paint thinner because you're sounding a little loopy to me.
Mrs. Kim: Loopy, what's loopy?
Lorelai: (laughing) Rory's not kissing anybody.

(After Lorelai confronted Rory about the kiss)
Rory: What now?
Lorelai: Now?... Nothing.
Rory: No? No lecture about kissing a boy?
Lorelai: No! Why, did you do it wrong?
Rory: No?! I don't think.

Rory: That's my mom!
Dean: She's got energy.
Rory: Yeah, well, she's 90 percent water, 10 percent caffeine.

I'm afraid that once your heart's involved, it all comes out in moron.

Lorelai

Okay, I'll uninvite him then. I'll just say it's cancelled on account of I just found out that I'm my mother and I need to go into intensive therapy right now.

Lorelai

Lorelai: One of us has got to do laundry tonight.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: Because I haven't had any clean underwear for three days.
Rory: So right now under your skirt you're wearing..?
Lorelai: Not underwear.
Rory: MOM!
Lorelai: Kind of nice actually, breezy.
Rory: My role model ladies and gentlemen.

(after meeting Dean in the supermarket)
Lorelai: See, that wasn't so bad.
Rory: You're right
Lorelai: I said nothing embarrassing, nothing stupid.
Rory: I appreciate that.
Lorelai: So chill out supermarket slut.
Rory: See, even a little information in your hands is dangerous.

He kissed you again? What, is he just out of prison or something?

Lorelai
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