Gilmore Girls "Lorelai's Graduation Day" Quotes
Man: Excuse me, I'm so sorry to bother you. Which way is 44th?
Rory: Oh, um, that way.
Man: Great, thanks.
Rory: I got asked directions.
Jess: I saw.
Rory: He took me for a native. That's so cool.
Jess: That's very impressive. Forty-fourth's the other way.
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Lorelai: (to Rory) OK, look. Nobody wants to say this any less than me, but maybe you don't have a medical condition or a mental problem. Maybe, honey, you are falling for Jess.
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Rory: Note to self: Impulsive definitely does not work for me.
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Rory: I'm so sorry, Mom.
Lorelai: (sarcastically) Aw, really? You didn't make that clear.
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Lorelai: Oh, I'm so excited! Isn't this exciting?
Man: I've been doing this for eight years.
Lorelai: Oh. Not so exciting for you, then.
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Rory: Thank you so much for bringing me here! You know, I might just show you my withering stare in return.
Jess: I'm a lucky man.
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Lorelai: I think I just forgot everything I've ever known. (grabbing Rory's arm) Child, what be your name?
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Liza: Can it!
Zach: Stuff it!
Lorelai: (to Sookie) They're in love.
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Emily: That's a camera?
Lorelai: That's a camera.
Richard: It looks like a toy.
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Lorelai: I am feeling so good, sista, because it's over! No more finals, no more studying, no more school, the pressure's off. Do you know how much pressure I felt, do you? All last week I felt like a giant man and his brother were sitting on my chest.
Rory: A giant man?
Lorelai: And his giant brother.
Rory: Did they have names?
Lorelai: Clem and Clem. Huh, same names, which did not reflect well on the imagination of their mothers.
Rory: Mother.
Lorelai: Mothers. There were two Clems.
Rory: Yeah, 'cause they were brothers.
Lorelai: Yes, so they had mothers.
Rory: Okay, you're drawing me into your drunken world.
Lorelai: It's not a bad place to be, my friend. Mnh-mnh, tank's empty.
(Lorelai walks into the kitchen to get another drink)
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