Gilmore Girls

Gilmore Girls "Rory's Dance" Quotes

Emily: Oh you're so perfect and I was so horrible. I put you in good schools. I gave you the best of everything. I made sure you had the finest opportunities. And I am so tired of hearing about how you were suffocated and I was so controlling. Well if I was so controlling why couldn't I control you running around getting pregnant and throwing your life away?
Lorelai: Get out!
Emily: What?
Lorelai: You will not come into my house and tell me I threw my life away. Look around, Mom. This is a life. It has a little color in it so it may look a little unfamiliar to you, but it's a life. And if I hadn't gotten pregnant I wouldn't have Rory.
Emily: You know that's not what I meant.
Lorelai: Maybe I was some horrible, uncontrollable child like you say, but Rory's isn't. She's smart and careful and I trust her, and she's going to be fine. And if you can't accept that or believe that, then I don't want you in this house!
 • Rating: Unrated

Sissy: Wanna dance?
Tristan: No.
Sissy: Wanna eat?
Tristan: No.
Sissy: Wanna make out?
Tristan: Sure, let's go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tristan: And she's reading again. How novel.
Rory: Goodbye Tristan.
Tristan: Well did you get the novel thing? Because--
Rory: I said goodbye!
Tristan: What are you doing here?
Rory: I like lines.
Tristan: The guy's supposed to get tickets.
Rory: Really? Does Susan Faludi know about this?
Tristan: Well, unless of course there is no guy.
Rory: No, there's a guy.
Tristan: Yeah, a cheap guy.
Rory: Well what can I say, I like 'em cheap. Sloppy, too. Bald spots, beer gut, you know, and the pants that kind of slip down in the back giving you that good plumber shot. That sends me through the roof.
Tristan: So who is he?
Rory: (sighs heavily) How many languages can you say "none of your business" in?
Tristan: Does he go to this school?
Rory: No, he doesn't.
Tristan: Uh-hunh. Okay well look, I'll confess something to you. I don't have a date.
Rory: Well I hear Squeaky Frome's up for parole soon. You should keep a good thought.
Tristan: Well I actually thought you'd like to go with me.
Rory: You did not.
Tristan: I did too!
Rory: You did not, because you are not stupid!
Tristan: Why, thank you.
Rory: Slimey and weasily yes, but stupid no. You'd have to be stupid to think, that given our history, I would ever, barring a piano or a safe falling on my head, want to go anywhere with you, ever.
Tristan: Okay, fine. I'll take Sissy.
Rory: I'll send her a condolence card.
Tristan: Yeah. Well at least she won't be buying her own ticket.
 • Rating: Unrated

Emily: (in response to Dean honking the horn for Rory to come out) This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken!
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Rory: What about all that stuff you said about trusting me? Where did all that go?
Lorelai: I think it's back on Patty's yoga mats!
Rory: This is crap! You know I didn't do anything! You know this is an accident. You're just mad because I screwed up and I did it in front of Grandma and she nailed you for it. Well I'm sorry. I'm sorry I screwed up and I'm sorry you got yelled at, but I didn't do anything, and you know it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lorelai: Do you have any idea what it's like to wake up with my mother here and find out that you never came home?
Rory: So this is all about Grandma being here.
Lorelai: No, it's about the feeling of complete terror when your kid isn't in her bed in the morning!
Rory: I'm sorry.
Lorelai: And then it's about a whole different kind of terror when you find out she spent the night with some guy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lorelai: Mom?
Emily: Yeah?
Lorelai: I made the dress.
Emily: You did a nice job.
Lorelai: Thanks.
Emily: With Rory and the dress.
Lorelai: Thank you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Emily: What are you doing?
Lorelai: I'm taking out the avocado.
Emily: Since when don't you like avocado?
Lorelai: Since I said "Gross, what is this?" and you said "Avocado".
....(later)...
Emily: What's wrong with the tomato?
Lorelai: It was fraternizing with the enemy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Emily: (about the mashed banana on toast) I used to make this all the time for you when you were a little girl.
Lorelai: You did?
Emily: Yes! Whenever you got sick, I made this.
Lorelai: Are you sure it wasn't the other way around?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Are you asking me to the dance?
Rory: No.....yes.
 • Rating: Unrated

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