Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 19: "Teach Me Tonight" Quotes
I'm going to need a picture of this Jess so I don't accidentally rip off the head of the wrong kid, because that would be bad.
Christopher
Rory: Mom?
Lorelai: Shh! The chair is trying to sleep.
Lorelai: So, there was an ambulance?
Rory: Yes, there was.
Lorelai: Did they use the sirens?
Rory: Uh-huh.
Lorelai: Ooh, I hope Taylor was already in bed!
Kirk: I don't know if you know this about me, but I have a very creative mind.
Lorelai: I did not know that about you, Kirk.
Kirk: It's true.
Taylor: You're not serious?
Lorelai: Not often, but just there yeah, I had some serious going.
Rory: We're studying.
Jess: You're studying. I'm prying into your personal life.
Kirk: Ah, Lorelai, good. I need one minute of your time.
Lorelai: I'll give you two because you scare me.
Jess: (about Rory) I made sure she was okay.
Luke: I know you did.
Lorelai: So, how are you feeling?
Rory: Haunted by the sight of Kirk's bare chest.
Luke: Look, I'm sure it was an accident. Accidents happen.
Lorelai: Not when my kid's in the car, they don't!
Mr. Merten: Every baseball on campus seems to have disappeared.
Luke: Oh, come on, you don't think Jess seriously... I'll check when I get home.
Christopher: This town is like one big outpatient mental institution.
Lorelai: Glad you could join us.
