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Glee

I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.

Sue

You're a really good teacher, even if everyone is calling you a man whore.

Quinn

It takes years to build a good reputation, and only seconds to destroy it.

Will

I'm an alcoholic and I like pills. I hear that's your type. Let's go in the closet and pork!

Brenda

Some people like to film themselves getting physical with their partner. I happen to enjoy revisiting the impeccable form of my jazzercise routines.

Sue

We have to do what we've been dreading. Something more terrifying than Rachel's personality.

Artie

I don't know how to turn on a computer.

Brittany

Why does everyone assume I'm angry all the time? It's called being sassy.

Mercedes

Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?

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