Glee

Glee "Ballad" Quotes

Will: You should know that there's some boy out there who's gonna like you for everything you are, including those parts of you that even you don't like... Those are gonna be the things he likes the most.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Suzy Pepper [to Rachel]: We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I need a man that can keep up with me intellectually and creatively.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Will: You're making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I've been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn't I get something out of it?
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Kurt: He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Kurt: I'll admit it, I'm madly in love with Finn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: How do you explain her constant irritation with you? It's because SHE'S A GIRL.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: If we were to rank crushable teachers in this school, you'd be number-one with a bullet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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