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Glee "Hairography" Quotes

Sue: Never let anything distract you from winning.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn [to Finn]: Can we be in love again?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Puck: I'm gonna be a good dad. But I'm not gonna stop being me to do it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn [to Rachel]: I'm gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Quinn: What are you doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt [to Rachel]: It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Kurt: You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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