Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Episode 16: "Home" Quotes
I haven't had a drink in 45 minutes.
April
I hate Duke like I hate the Nazis.
Burt Hummel
I can't be your dad, but I'll be her hero for as long as she'll take me.
Burt Hummel
On assembly days, I arrange for the rest of the school to be fumigated, so the gym is the only place with clean air.
Sue
I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.
Kurt
Can you go now? I'm a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine, and I need to wake up early.
Kurt
Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.
Will: The liquor cabinet is off limits.
April: No worries. I brought my own.
Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.
Kurt
Weren't roller rinks outlawed in like 1981 for being totally lame?
Santana
I'm gonna go get myself a bikini wax. And I'll see you tomorrow.
April
Sue: You're just like every teenage girl in America: obsessed with vanity. Before you know it, you'll be leaving baggies of vomit in your parents' closet.
