Glee "Home" Quotes
April: I haven't had a drink in 45 minutes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Burt Hummel: I hate Duke like I hate the Nazis.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Burt Hummel: I can't be your dad, but I'll be her hero for as long as she'll take me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: On assembly days, I arrange for the rest of the school to be fumigated, so the gym is the only place with clean air.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Kurt: Can you go now? I'm a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine, and I need to wake up early.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Will: The liquor cabinet is off limits.
April: No worries. I brought my own.
• Rating: Unrated
Kurt: Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Santana: Weren't roller rinks outlawed in like 1981 for being totally lame?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 22