Glee

Glee "Sectionals" Quotes

Principal Figgins: Sue, that is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: You're amazing, Mercedes, and you deserve it. I'm gonna hug you now.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Brittany: She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Will: But the wedding is on Saturday. Your wedding.
Emma: I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sue: Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Candace: [to the panel] Okay. I'm just gonna come out and say it. This is a singing competition. I don't know how those deaf kids got in. They weren't singing, they were like honking and everyone was crying and I was like, "Get off the stage. You're terrible and you're making me super uncomfortable."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: Sometimes being special sucks.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sue: You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Emma: We've got a problem. They're doing all our numbers - the kids are completely freaking out. Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall and I'm pretty sure Jacob will just wet himself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: [to Quinn] I'm so sorry. I fully understand if you want to beat me up. Just avoid my nose.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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