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Sue, that is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!

Principal Figgins

You're amazing, Mercedes, and you deserve it. I'm gonna hug you now.


She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker.


Will: But the wedding is on Saturday. Your wedding.
Emma: I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight.

Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!


[to the panel] Okay. I'm just gonna come out and say it. This is a singing competition. I don't know how those deaf kids got in. They weren't singing, they were like honking and everyone was crying and I was like, "Get off the stage. You're terrible and you're making me super uncomfortable."


Sometimes being special sucks.


You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.


We've got a problem. They're doing all our numbers - the kids are completely freaking out. Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall and I'm pretty sure Jacob will just wet himself.

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