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Glee "The Rhodes Not Taken" Quotes

Rachel: I realized being a star didn't make me as special as being your friend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: Maybe Quinn is lactose intolerant.
Artie: That doesn't explain all the crying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: There was a time I was the biggest star around here. And now that I've gotten that back, I'm never letting it go.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Emma: I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Finn: I'm sleeping with him.
Rachel: So am I.
Finn: This play is weird.
Rachel: That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will [to April]: We'll get you sobered up... find you some underwear. It's not too late for you.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Will: You remember me?
April: No. But I don't remember breakfast.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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