Glee
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A unicorn is someone who knows he's popular, but isn't afraid to show it.
Brittany
Out of all the kids in this school, I think you are the biggest unicorn.
Brittany
Jacob: Ooh, Brittany, what are your plans for the future?
Brittany: Wait. Are you working on a time machine, too?
I worked that song like a hooker pole.
Sugar
They have credits. In utero credits.
Rachel
Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.
I need the two of you to escort me to me hyperbaric chamber, as I have glitter in my eyes.
Sue
So this is what being turned on feels like.
Emma
Sue just passed Undecided and Anyone White in the polls.
Emma
Sugar: When I saw you guys singing and dancing in the auditorium, I thought: I'm so much better than you.
Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.
I've put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.
Sue
