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Glee

You're going to get on that train, and you're going to go to New York, and you're going to be a star. Without me.

Finn

C-! That's a Puckerman A+! I'm graduating!

Puck

You're nothing like me. You're better. Sure I'm as smart as you are and every bit as pretty, but somehow you're slightly less evil, and I admire that. I admire you Quinn Fabray.

Sue

Puck: Funny thing about a kiss. If it comes at the right time from the right girl, it can be like magic. It can bring you back to life, like CPR with tongues. It can change you, even if it's just back into what you always were: An all-original, Grade A bad ass.

If you ever need me, you know where to find me...right here in Lima...repeating my senior year forever.

Puck

It's no use. My brain is like a Roach Motel. When the info checks in it never checks out.

Puck

I'd call my high school career a total success. I mean not in terms of grades and stuff but I won a state title in football and a national championship in glee club and it turns out I never actually accidentally got anyone pregnant.

Finn

In this room, it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight. What matters is that we're friends.

Kurt

You know how hard long distance relationships can be. We both saw The Notebook.

Blaine
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