Glee

Glee Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 22: "Goodbye"

Finn: You're going to get on that train, and you're going to go to New York, and you're going to be a star. Without me.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Puck: C-! That's a Puckerman A+! I'm graduating!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You're nothing like me. You're better. Sure I'm as smart as you are and every bit as pretty, but somehow you're slightly less evil, and I admire that. I admire you Quinn Fabray.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Funny thing about a kiss. If it comes at the right time from the right girl, it can be like magic. It can bring you back to life, like CPR with tongues. It can change you, even if it's just back into what you always were: An all-original, Grade A bad ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: If you ever need me, you know where to find me...right here in Lima...repeating my senior year forever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: It's no use. My brain is like a Roach Motel. When the info checks in it never checks out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: I'd call my high school career a total success. I mean not in terms of grades and stuff but I won a state title in football and a national championship in glee club and it turns out I never actually accidentally got anyone pregnant.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: In this room, it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight. What matters is that we're friends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blaine: You know how hard long distance relationships can be. We both saw The Notebook.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: Our work here is done. There's only one thing left to do. Say goodbye.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 21: "Nationals"

Rachel: Mr. Shue, when I met you I was just an annoying Jewish girl with two gay dads and a very big dream. Today, I still have two dads, and I'm still Jewish, and I'm probably just as annoying.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Finn: There's a lot of teachers at this school who teacher their students important things like how to drive and fractions, but you teacher your students how to dream.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Lindsay Lohan: I show up here and there's not even a red button to push and a chair to spin me around where I can then point at a kid on stage and yell 'I wanna work with you!' Really? I'm firing my manager.
Perez Hilton: Can I use that as an exclusive?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lindsay Lohan: I'm here, Perez, because I care about young artists chasing their impossible dreams. I know them. I feel them. I was them. So I'm here to support them unconditionally.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lindsay: Whoa whoa whoa. Oh my god. Seriously? Did you just blog about me during that last performance?
Perez: You're welcome. It's already got over 3 million hits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: This is your moment. Okay? Three years in the making. Forget about everything else. Take it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sue: Dick Butkis, I beg of you, chew your cud with your mouth closed.
Beiste: Sorry. I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Mercedes: I have so many steroids running through my body right now I may turn into the Incredible Hulk if you piss me off.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Finn: Carmen Tibideaux is coming and we're gonna be perfect. And then we're gonna get married and I'm gonna smash this glass and then we're gonna live happily ever after.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Santana: I know, I'm sorry. I always go to the yelling place. I have rage.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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