Glee
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[to Rachel] You're late. And dressed like a Walgreen's underwear model.
Cassie
Blaine: We don't lip sync in Glee
Brittany: My voice is too weak to sing live. I've been up every night this week yelling at the shrubs in my yard that have been making fun of me.
Marley: I almost didn't come. The other girls all told me I was crazy for even bothering.
Jake: You really think they're right?
Marley: I think you're a guy who got hurt. And I think the hair, and the guitar, and the jacket are all walls for that.
Jake: You think too much.
Rachel: I kind of need to ask you a favor. Cassie said I wasn't sexy.
Brody: You're crazy sexy.
Rachel: New York Domino's is so much better than Lima Domino's.
Kurt: It's the water.
Sue: Brittany, you're off the Cheerios.
Brittany: Tough love feels a lot like mean.
Well that was just garbage. Garbage wrapped in skin.
Sue
Brittany: My name is Brittany S. Pierce, and I finally know how Jesus feels in his house way up at the North Pole because I am on top of the world. Senior year was awesome and now I get to relive every minute of it. I'm head Cheerio, vice-Rachel of the Glee club, and now I'm planning a Middle East style sham election that will install me as senior class president for life.
Blaine: Brittany, who are you talking to?
Brittany: I thought I was doing a voice over.
Will: I knew your brother, Jake. Puckerman.
Jake: Half brother. Our dad's like an NBA player. There could be 50 other Puckerman's running around Ohio.
[to Marley] The best thing about Glee club is it's not about labels. If you can sing and you can dance, you belong. And dude, you can sing.
Sam
Kurt: You truly are the world's greatest dad.
Burt: I know. It's written on the coffee mug you got me for Father's Day.
[to Kurt] New York is filled with people like you. People who aren't afraid to be different. You're going to feel at home there. And if you're not scared, it just means you're not sticking out your neck far enough.
Burt
