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Gossip Girl: Here's a little tip, Jenny: the faster you rise, the harder you fall. Hope that Hello Kitty sleeping bag doubles as a parachute.

It makes jokes. Cute.

Lily

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?

Blair

The Humphrey men do casual Friday everyday.

Jenny

I don't think mom is a big fan of surprises. Remember her 30th birthday, with the clown and his llama?

Dan
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Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?

Blair

The Humphrey men do casual Friday everyday.

Jenny