Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 18: "Much I Do About Nothing" Quotes
Serena: So that's it then? "Have a good summer, I'll see you back at school?"
Dan: I guess.
I didn't sleep with her. But I may as well have.
Dan
At least I lasted longer than Lohan!
Georgina
I think we should be together forever!
Georgina
Wanna watch the Yankee game later? Joba is pitching lights out.
Mr. Archibald
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still got the scars on my back to prove it.
[to Blair] I love it when you talk...
Chuck
(to Georgina) Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
Blair
Mr. Archibald: Wow! Clearly I missed something while I was away. A little advice, fellas: You've been friends a long time. Whoever she is, she's not worth it.
Chuck: I couldn't agree more.
Nate: That's the problem.
Chuck: You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.
Blair: Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face.
Blair: (kicks Chuck's leg) Break a leg.
Chuck: I think I just did.
Blair: You were on the floor!
Chuck: I hurt my back.
Blair: How? It's not like you every do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck: That was one time, it was chilly.
