Round Table: "Much I Do About Nothing"

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Welcome back to the Gossip Girl Insider Round Table!

While Gossip Girl fans gather in the Much I Do About Nothing" include Vanessa and Nate, Dan and Serena, certain bitches getting theirs, and summer plans ...

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1. So, Bart and Lily are married. Does this mean her fling with Rufus is over?

DANdy: Of course. Bart and Lily will live happily ever after with no drama at all and... darn, I almost got that all out with a straight face.

Mister Meester: Gosh I hope not. I love the youngsters but Rufus and Lily may be the best couple on the show. Such great chemistry.

Gossip Guy: Heavens no. This show is called Gossip Girl. Not No Drama Girl. I think that show's on the Make Believe Land channel.

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2. More put in his/her place: Georgina being sent to boot camp, or Mr. Archibald being punched out by Nate?

DANdy: Punches run in the Archibald family (see Victor, Victrola). Nate and his dad will be fine. Georgina, conversely, will discover that booting in a club is nothing compared to the difficult life of a boot camp, or the humiliation of a really bad pun.

Mister Meester: Kudos to Nate for laying out his dad, but I hate Georgina so much. After what she did to Serena and Dan, she got off easy with boot camp. I'll give her a boot to the skull if I ever see her out.

Gossip Guy: Definitely Mr. Archibald. I think Georgina needed a good punch in the face by Serena to be properly put in her place. Bitch! Why did you ruin my Derena?

3. Why do you think Vanessa and Nate broke up?

Mister Meester: Nate is hot. Vanessa is not. Sorry, but this is the Upper East side. There's no such thing as pretty on the inside.

Gossip Guy: Despite what Vanessa says, I think it's because Nate is way too pretty for Vanessa. Besides, how else could Nate have found his way over to Serena? No seriously, how did he find his way over to her? How do you see past those beautiful man-bangs that cover your eyes?

DANdy: Too much attention from the paparazzi. They kept being confused with Zanessa.

4. Should Dan have forgiven Serena's lies?

Gossip Guy: No! Did you count how many episodes Serena has been lying to Dan? I haven't. But I'd imagine it was like four. And that's a lot of episodes to be lied to. I'd never let a girl get away with lying to me for more than an episode. Dan, you may never get a girl as hot as Serena again, but you deserve better! Serena, go have fun with man-bangs.

DANdy: Yes. Have you seen Serena?!?

Mister Meester: Get your head out of your ass, Dan. Yes, being lied to sucks. But at least it happened because she worships you and your opinion of her. More importantly, Serena's legs are one of the finer things on this planet. Give her the cold shoulder for a week and prove your point. Then do what any red-blooded male would kill to - profess your undying love to her, take her into the alley behind the school and get her pregnant.

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Should Dan (Penn Badgley) forgive Serena (Blake Lively)?

5. What are your plans for the summer?

Gossip Guy: Well, unfortunately with gas prices where they are, I can't afford to take my private jet out to Europe this summer. Instead, I will spend it getting to know myself alongside Serena and Nate as a nice third wheel in the Hamptons. Get ready for Gossip Girl to catch you guys up on our love triangle during the season premiere. Until next season. XOXO, Gossip Guy.

DANdy: Hanging out with New Jersey Nets owner Jay Z in Brooklyn, making plans for when his team moves there in a few years. Call me, Dan!

Mister Meester: Oh, not much, just working on Gossip Girl Insider - the most up-to-date, comprehensive and fun Gossip Girl fan site online! Feel free to contact us with suggestions, news stories, feature ideas, and more!

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I think Nate broke up with Vanessa, because he's not completely over Blair. The realization probably took him by surprise, so he decided to be alone to sort things out. Remember, there was no closure on his and Blair's relationship, and although he doesn't realize that Chuck has stood her up yet, the thought of them going to Europe together, being in love, and that they've probably been in love since their first time being together most likely upset him. But in reflection, you can at least see why Blair chose Nate over Chuck initially. Love with Nate was easier, safer, less complicated and had a more predictable outcome. But love with Chuck was overwhelming, all consuming, passion that left her vulnerable and open to hurt, which is what happened in the end. She knew she had two kinds of love and she went with the safer bet to guard herself and her heart, which turned out to be right. Although I love vicariously experiencing the passionate side of Chuck and Blair's relationship, there's almost a guaranteed chance that they'll get burned by the fire between them, and passion will turn into tumultuous volatility, especially for Blair, since it's obvious that her driving force in most of her schemes is her heart.

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GOD KELLIE!! why don't we just say that the whole cast is pretty in their own way!!!!

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I'm sick of people saying Vannessa is ugly, she's very beautiful, and IMHO, MUCH prettier than BL, blake is just plain ugly IMHO.
Leighton is definatly the prettiest of the cast, and has the best chemistry with them.

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i heard that nate hooks up with some oldermarried woman that is diff not s or b
can't wait til season 2

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Hey Kathy HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT??! CANNOT WAIT B/C LOVE THEM<3

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CONTAINS SPOILER ohhhh come on, how come u didnt talk about THE hottest couple?B and C?
but calm down everyone, chuck will come back to B..
actually, in the third episode from the new season, they're officially couple.
and so are N and S..
i just wanna know what will Blair do when she finds out about THAT.
guess the best friends are becoming enemies aaaaall over again.

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thanks Stacy :] i can`t wait too..!

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Gossip Girl will be back on September 1st.
Same time same place,I sooooo can't wait!

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Blair and Chuck are a bit crazy.. i love them both, but why
do they did that to each other?! anyway i`m interested about
that new guy of Blair.
I saw that XOXO in Blair`s house too..in cwtv homepage i
found a competition, and I think that maybe that XOXO is like
a key, but I`a not sure about that. I will miss all of GG in the summer..
maybe i have not notice, but when will start new season?

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Does anyone know the name of the song that came up in the begining of the episode? When Serena is trying to reach dan for the millionth time?

Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 18 Quotes

(to Georgina) Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

Blair

Blair: (kicks Chuck's leg) Break a leg.
Chuck: I think I just did.

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