[to Dan] If you want to date Georgina, then more power to you. I would just check to see there's not an ice pick under the bed.

Serena

Judging by the size of the sock on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.

Georgina

Chuck: You can't outbid me. How do you expect to win?
Blair: Your lack of focus.

Vanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, you can't give out class schedules. But, please, I just need to know if he goes here.
Registrar girl: There's no record of a Scott Adler in our system.

Dan: You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been more pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?

Whoa, '72 Bowie is a dead ringer for Shakira.

Eric

[to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!

Serena and Vanessa

Serena: Dan?
Dan: Oh. Of course.
Serena: Did I just catch you on a walk of shame?

[to Dan] From Serena to Georgina? Quite a fall, even for you.

Blair
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