Gossip Girl "Valley Girls" Quotes (Page 2)
Nelly Yuki: You can't do this stuff in college. People will think you're pathological.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Carol: All that money comes with strings attached, Lily; people treat you differently.
Young Lily: Yeah, better.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Young Lily: But being us is awesome!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: We don't do prom queen; that's for suburban high schools and the lame teen comedies that are set at them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Young Lily: I don't even know how to be a prostitute. I mean really, how much small talk is required? And where do you even go? And are BJs a must? Because if that's the case, I'm so not doing that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: [to Serena] Oh God, you're not going to come out of there with a mullet and girlfriend, are you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: I suggest you kids stay out of it; let these van der Woodsen women fight it out themselves!
• Rating: Unrated
Young CeCe: I'll have a gin and tonic ... No tonic.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Young CeCe: Santa Barbara is really only a prison in my mind.
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 22