But being us is awesome!

Young Lily

We don't do prom queen; that's for suburban high schools and the lame teen comedies that are set at them.

Blair

I don't even know how to be a prostitute. I mean really, how much small talk is required? And where do you even go? And are BJs a must? Because if that's the case, I'm so not doing that.

Young Lily

[to Serena] Oh God, you're not going to come out of there with a mullet and girlfriend, are you?

Blair

I suggest you kids stay out of it; let these van der Woodsen women fight it out themselves!

Rufus

I'll have a gin and tonic ... No tonic.

Young CeCe

Santa Barbara is really only a prison in my mind.

Young CeCe

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!

Blair

Ahh ... who knew the MotherChucker could also play fairy godmother. But if C just made B's dreams come true, why does it feel like our queen is standing with the wrong king?

Gossip Girl

[to Lily] When I'm a mother I will be nothing like you. I would rather give my kids up for adoption than be like you. Oh wait, you did that.

Serena
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Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 24 Quotes

Ahh ... who knew the MotherChucker could also play fairy godmother. But if C just made B's dreams come true, why does it feel like our queen is standing with the wrong king?

Gossip Girl

[to Lily] When I'm a mother I will be nothing like you. I would rather give my kids up for adoption than be like you. Oh wait, you did that.

Serena
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