Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl "While You Weren't Sleeping" Quotes (Page 3)

Dan: Now what's so urgent?
Blair: I wanted to tell you... that you were right... about that thing.
Dan: And now which thing was that?
Blair: I, Blair Waldorf, need Dan Humphrey's help.
Dan: "As a friend and peer, not as an underling."
Blair: As my friend and peer not my underling.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Blair, we need your help with a scheme.
Dan: She can't.
Blair: Ah— I can! New paragraph. "The Nude Maja began Goya's separation from religious iconography—"
Serena: What are you doing here?
Dan: I'm leaving. This just went from Woman on the Verge to Saw II. I don't really like gore porn really.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: When was the last time you slept?
Blair: Sleep is for the weak.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Sure you're not ready to admit you need my help?
Blair: Never! No, never isn't what he transitioned Spain into, it's Modernism and don't get caught talking during a test!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Do you have Bryn Harold? Well then take off your shoes and chase her down, because I need that opera as a front of book idea. They're doing Boris Godunov this spring. Who doesn't love Tsars and Cossacks?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chuck: The way he's playing this, behind all the false claims there's an agenda. And it's personal. I have to think it's his feelings for you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: The best way to get anywhere right now, is through the park.
Raina: You mean walk?
Nate: I'll escort you. That way you won't wander off into Sheep's Meadow. Come on, trust me. It'll be fast and it's fun.
Raina: Okay then. Escort away. There aren't really sheep there, right?
Nate: No. Just a lot of grass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Tell me, for someone who's so determined to remain a free person, why are you still here?
Dan: Listen, I'm not going to work for you. But as a friend I am willing to help out. All you have to do is admit you need me.
Blair: What? Never. The last person I need is Dan Humphrey. Who shouldn't flatter himself by thinking he's my friend. [on phone] Yes, I need immediate delivery of four venti lattes with extra shots — none of which are for you.
Dan: Oh good. I don't really like refreshments with my theatre.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Penelope, I see on Gossip Girl that you're between 36th and 48th Street. That is a tasteful gift-free zone. Get back in the cab. [on other phone] What do you mean you don't know the price of the Prada clutch? You are Prada. Let me speak to Muccia!
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: This job offer won't last forever.
Dan: No way am I going to work for you. I came here to see if you wanted to have lunch, not sign up for indentured servitude.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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