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Graceland

Are ninjas attacking the house?

DJ

I don't handcuff my chicks.

Briggs

Your chilli sucks!

Johnny

Charlie: Jakes is on the ellipticals.
Johnny: He looks so sad.
Charlie: It's like putting a sweater on a dog....

I'm a pancake making pimp, son.

Johnny

I am dangerous. East side, son.

Johnny

I believe there is evil in the world. I want to fight it and win.

Mike

I'm like a chocolate Jesus.

DJ

We can date. We just can't get too close. No one expects you to survive on the company of these degenerates.

Charlie

This isn't a detour. This is the fast track.

Badillo

AKA cop killers. Illegal in all 50 states and Puerto Rico.

Briggs

Today was a good day, revel in it, because not everyday is like that.

Briggs
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Graceland Quotes

Mike: No wire?
Briggs: Not since The Wire.

From this moment on, your lies are your life.

Briggs
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