Are ninjas attacking the house?

DJ

I don't handcuff my chicks.

Briggs

Your chilli sucks!

Johnny

Charlie: Jakes is on the ellipticals.
Johnny: He looks so sad.
Charlie: It's like putting a sweater on a dog....

I'm a pancake making pimp, son.

Johnny

I am dangerous. East side, son.

Johnny

I believe there is evil in the world. I want to fight it and win.

Mike

I'm like a chocolate Jesus.

DJ

We can date. We just can't get too close. No one expects you to survive on the company of these degenerates.

Charlie

Jesus Christ Guy, I'm gonna get you a bicycle. I promise. I always keep my promises.

Ari

This isn't a detour. This is the fast track.

Badillo

AKA cop killers. Illegal in all 50 states and Puerto Rico.

Briggs

Graceland Quotes

Jesus Christ Guy, I'm gonna get you a bicycle. I promise. I always keep my promises.

Ari

Mike: No wire?
Briggs: Not since The Wire.