Are ninjas attacking the house?

DJ

In a place like Graceland sometime it's good to keep secrets.

Paige

I believe there is evil in the world. I want to fight it and win.

Mike

Charlie: Jakes is on the ellipticals.
Johnny: He looks so sad.
Charlie: It's like putting a sweater on a dog....

You can't control a psychopath anymore than the break of a swell. For now, I'm surfing.

Briggs

I'm a pancake making pimp, son.

Johnny

Your chilli sucks!

Johnny

I'm like a chocolate Jesus.

DJ

I am dangerous. East side, son.

Johnny

I don't handcuff my chicks.

Briggs

We can date. We just can't get too close. No one expects you to survive on the company of these degenerates.

Charlie

This isn't a detour. This is the fast track.

Badillo

Graceland Quotes

Mike: No wire?
Briggs: Not since The Wire.

From this moment on, your lies are your life.

Briggs