"I'm out of my element here. I break bones for a living, I used to live in the basement, most days I wear last night's eyeliner to work, and I don't give a crap about what other people think of me. Because I'm a happily independent and successful woman and I like it that way, only when you say stuff like this, it just makes things too hard. So please, don't chase me anymore, unless you're ready to catch me."

CALLIE

Meredith: You're gonna have to make this up to me with a lot of sex.
Derek: Yes, dear.

MEREDITH: "What exactly is going on here?"
DEREK: "He's crashing our date."
FINN: "Well, where do you think I got that idea?"
DEREK: "I didn't crash your date, it was professional."
FINN: "You can't operate without her?"
DEREK: "I certainly operate well with her."

DEREK: "Morning."
MEREDITH: "Are you watching me sleep?"
DEREK: "Maybe."
MEREDITH: "What are you? Some kind of weirdo who watches women sleep?"
DEREK: "Maybe."

[in flashback]
ADDISON: "Derek, Derek, Derek, you can't do this, Derek. Derek, we have to, we have to talk about this. You have to give me a chance to explain. What are you doing? What are you doing with my clothes, Derek?! It was one time. I know that's what people say. I know that is what always gets said. It's just I don't even know how it happened, I don't know what I was thinking. It was just he was just here, it was just-"
DEREK: "You screw my best friend and all you have to say is, 'He was just here?' [throws her clothes out the door] Get out."
ADDISON: "No."
DEREK: "Get out!"
ADDISON: "No, no I'm not going."
DEREK: "Get out of my house now!"

"You can tell me... who's damn panties are on the bulletin board!?"

MIRANDA

I can't do it in front of the ducky's!

Meredith

ADDISON: "Why are you here?"
MARK: "For one reason. To bring you home. I miss you Addison."
ADDISON: "I'm in love with my husband, Mark."
MARK: "He’s not in love with you. He’s in love with that intern. He’s not even trying to hide it. Why would you want to stick around for that?"

You slept with my girlfriend and I'm afraid that when I look at you, I wanna hit you with a brick.

Arizona

ADDISON: "You bellowed, Dr. Grey?"
MEREDITH: "Hi!"
ADDISON: "You certainly are."

Mr. Torres: Leviticus: Thou shall not lie with a man as one lies with a female, it is an abomination
Callie: Oh, don't do that daddy! Don't quote the bible at me!
Mr. Torres: The outcry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and the sin is exceedingly grave.
Father Kevin: Carlos, this is not what we...
Callie: Jesus: A new commandment that I give unto you, that you love one another.
Mr. Torres: Romans: but we know that laws-
Callie: Jesus: he, who is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone...
Mr. Torres: So you admit it's a sin?
Callie: Blessed are the merciful for they shall obtain mercy! Jesus: blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see God! Jesus: blessed are those who have been persecuted for righteousness sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven! Jesus is my savior daddy, not you! And Jesus would be ashamed of you for judging me! He would be ashamed of you for turning your back on me. He would be ashamed.

Just because people do horrible things... it doesn’t always mean they are horrible people.

Izzie

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey