Grey's Anatomy
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Richard: I want to let you know that you are in the running for Chief Resident.
Jo: Did Meredith put you up to this? Alex? Ben?
Richard: I pulled a pen out of a male stripper's penis. He said he wanted to sign autographs with it.
Carina: Whoa!
No! We are not staying here. I'm not having my baby by flashlight!
Patient
Carina: I've missed you.
Arizona: I've missed you too.
What do you mean thank God we're from different families?
Maggie
I am making this damn phone call and I am making this payment, and after that, feel free to arrest me if you need to.
Bailey
Hey Brooke! Oh wait, it's Jo now, right?
Paul
I did not go into lady's vaginas because I do not like to mix business with pleasure.
Arizona
I feel like I'm pooping out a cantaloupe.
Karen
Meredith: I'm not sure you guys should be here, or even in the country.
Jo: I told you we didn't do this.
April: So Matthew's here.
Jackson: Matthew...Matthew?!
April: His wife just had a baby, emergently, in my arms.
When he started hitting me it was barely a surprise, and he told me it was my fault, and I believed him.
Jennie
