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Greys-anatomy

MEREDITH: "Poor Marshall. I mean, one minute you're a surgeon and the next, you destroyed an entire family."
IZZIE: "Last month I fell asleep in a parking lot, on a bench. I literally couldn't even make it to the car."
MEREDITH: "I fell asleep in a restaurant, at a table while I was on a date."
CRISTINA: "I fell asleep during sex."
GEORGE: [enters room, looks at Izzie] "Calli is looking for you... you could have told her you were busy-"
IZZIE: "Oh, please don't talk to me about standards. The girl couldn't even wash her hands!" [laughs]
CRISTINA: [to Meredith] "Don't worry about Bambi. If Burke can forgive me for falling asleep during sex, Bambi can forgive you for crying."
MEREDITH: "But Burke hasn't forgiven you."

CRISTINA: "People! What's with all the evil misery, huh? Live and let live."
GEORGE: [pause] "You're cheerful."
IZZIE: "You are. How is that possible?"
CRISTINA: "I scrubbed in on a four-hour esophageal surgery last night, then I got laid. And now, three ambulances are coming in full of bloody, broken car crash victims, all who need to be cut open. So I'm cheery, I'm cheery, I am so cheery! Cheery! I'm cheerful!"

IZZIE: "All I'm saying, George, is that if she needs to pee she can at least wear a bra. Or maybe wait until she's alone. And for the love of all things sanitary, could she just wash her hands? She's a surgeon!"
GEORGE: "You guys were blocking the sink. Anyways, I think you're exaggerating."
IZZIE: "She peed! Naked peeing! Ask Meredith, Meredith. Oh that's right, I forgot, you're not talking to her. If you were, she'd tell you that Calli crosses the line. So crossed the line. So freaking crossed." [looks at Alex]
ALEX: "Oh, we're still pretending that you're not seeing a patient, right?"

MEREDITH: [after Calli leaves the bathroom] "Oh my god, did that just happen?"
IZZIE: [laughs] "I'm having a seizure. I am clearly having a seizure. I am seizing."
MEREDITH: "Oh my God!"
IZZIE: "She didn't wash her hands."

IZZIE: "So what's the sex like?"
MEREDITH: "I wouldn't know."
IZZIE: "Four dates and two sleepovers and no sex?"
MEREDITH: "Not even a kiss goodnight."
IZZIE: "Aww, I'm so proud. I am like a proud mama."
MEREDITH: "Shut up."

DENNY: "Izzie?"
IZZIE: "Yes?"
DENNY: "Would it be really inappropriate for me to feel you up right now?
IZZIE: "Not really."

MEREDITH: "Hey..."
DEREK: "How's my dog?"
MEREDITH: "Much better. Finn is running tests-"
DEREK: "Good. Good."
MEREDITH: "Our dog."
DEREK: "What?"
MEREDITH: "Our dog. You said my dog. He's our dog."
DEREK: "Yeah, whatever."
MEREDITH: "Are you mad at me or something?"
DEREK: [walks away] "Now's not the time."

DEREK: "How the hell did you let a patient get that far from your watch?"
MEREDITH: "I turned my back for a second."
DEREK: "He was in the damn gallery!"
MEREDITH: "He's a surgical intern at Mercy West..."
DEREK: "I don't care if he's the Surgeon General. In this hospital he's patient with a head injury who needs a CT. In this hospital he's a scared guy who doesn't need to see the mass of internal injuries of the woman he ran into with his car! This is your fault! You had him and you lost him! You've got to take responsibility for your actions, for once in your life!" [walks away]
MEREDITH: "Derek!"

[to Izzie] "You have no idea what I have lost!"

DENNY
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